MILF'S GONE WILD
MILF Mode: Activated.
Join us July 25–27 for a weekend where the sun isn’t the only thing heating up. It’s time to celebrate bold, beautiful women and the lucky folks who adore them. Entry is just $75 per couple — unless you’re staying with us, in which case your room gets you in, no event pass needed! So book the suite, pack the stilettos, and prepare for a splash of naughty. This isn’t your mama’s pool party… or maybe it is. 😉
AUG 1-3RD
One weekend. One body. Forty suspects.
Join us August 1–3 for a killer time at our 1920s Pirate-Themed Murder Mystery Weekend! Glam it up, scheme it out, and see if you can survive the scandal. Event passes are $250 per couple for the entire weekend of immersive fun, deception, and drama. Lodging is separate, but trust us—you’ll want a cozy place to hide when the accusations start flying. Get your alibi ready… or your motive. 🕵️♀️☠️
Nerds Weekend Out
Brains, Booty, and Roleplay? Yes, Please.
Get your geek on at Nerds Weekend Out, August 15–17! It’s a celebration of sexy smarts and playful cosplay, with themed nights to blow your circuits: Friday is Galactic (think space babes & alien kink), and Saturday is Naughty University—class is in session and dress codes are optional.Event passes are $250 per couple for the entire weekend. Lodging is extra, but lightsabers and letterman jackets are highly encouraged. Whether you're a gamer, a Trekkie, or just love a well-dressed nerd—this one’s for you. 🧠💋🎓🛸
Labor Day Weekend
Labor Day? More like Lust Day. 🔥
Join us August 29–31 for a long weekend of wild vibes and birthday debauchery as we celebrate Mike & Mel’s Birthday Bash in true Kraken style!
- Sexy Tutus & Tuxedos – Dress classy (or trashy), just make it fabulous
- Neon Rave – Glow hard or go home
- All White – Pure looks, impure intentions 😈
Event passes:
💋 $100 Friday
🎧 $150 Saturday
🤍 $75 Sunday
(Lodging is extra but highly recommended—you’re gonna need a place to cool off.)
Come celebrate Mike & Mel,dance your ass off, and toast to a weekend of unforgettable chaos. 🎉💃🕺
AUGUST 22-24TH
Let’s Get Kraken… Literally. 🔊
It’s the First Annual Kraken Rave, happening August 22–24, and we’re throwing down hard—glowsticks, beats, and bodies included.
- Wook Wonderland – Fur, flow toys, and filthy bass
- Galactic Cowboy – Space boots, cowboy hats, and zero gravity grinding
No event pass required—just $75 entry per person… OR book your lodging and get in free for the whole weekend!
Want to keep it wild and budget-friendly? We got you:
🏕️ Tent camping only $25/night
🚐 Dry RV camping just $50/night
This is the party your parents warned you about (and now secretly want to attend). Let loose, light up, and get Kraken with us under the stars. 🌌🎶🤠
OCTOBER 10TH-12TH
Wicked. Wild. And Just a Little Unholy. 🎃
Join us October 10–12 for a Halloween Weekend so hot it might raise the dead. Get ready for three days of tricks, treats, and temptations at The Kraken Resort. Costumes are strongly encouraged… and barely-there is totally acceptable. 😈
Saturday features our epic Costume Contest — prizes, bragging rights, and maybe a few wardrobe malfunctions.
Event passes are $250 per couple for the full weekend of sinful surprises. Lodging is separate, but you’ll want a room for whatever (or whoever) the night brings.
This isn’t your average haunted house. It’s Halloween… Kraken style. 💀🖤🕸️
Friendsgiving
Friends. Feasting. Flirting. And a Whole Lot More. 🦃
This isn’t your grandma’s Thanksgiving… unless she’s into silk masks and Candy Land. 😏 Join us November 14–16 for Friendsgiving at The Kraken, where gratitude meets grind in the best way possible.
Eyes Wide Shut – Mysterious masks, sultry stares, and no safe word needed
Candy Land – Sweet, sticky, and barely dressed
Saturday at 2 PM: Battle of the Sexes in the Club – Who dominates the dance floor (and each other)?
Event passes are $250 per couple for the full weekend. Lodging is separate, but highly recommended if you plan on licking frosting off... anything.
Come hungry—for connection, for play, and maybe for actual pie. 🖤🍬🎭
Christmas at the Kraken
Naughty Never Looked So Nice. 🎄
Join us December 12–14 for a holly-jolly weekend that’s less about gifts and more about giving... looks, winks, and maybe a little more.
It’s our Naughty Christmas at The Kraken, and baby, it’s going to sleigh.
- Mad About Plaid – Tartan, tease, and just enough coverage to be on the naughty list
- Sexy Santa & His Helpful Elves – Bring the jingle, bring the jiggle, bring your best North Pole energy 😉
Event passes are $250 per couple for the entire weekend of holiday heat. Lodging is separate, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you warm.
Skip the family drama. Come unwrap something you actually want. 🎁💋🔥
